I travel. A lot. A F**k ton actually. I get bored.
So, in exchange of frustrating hotel staff, I have been making these “pillow bodies” for hotel staff to discover.
I make these for check out day. I make one, turn TV on, volume low, curtains closed, lights down low, do not disturb sign on the door, bathroom light on but door just cracked.
It’s all about setting the stage for housekeeping being lured into thinking “this is it, this is the day I find a dead body”.
It works.
I’ve been banned from 6 properties in the last 12 years.