What I Learned Today!

[ScrappyCoco]

So sold my HC today. Got what I paid so cool! How I will miss her! Hopefully my 392 Rubicon comes fast! Anyway went to gym and came home and figured I'd have a few. Neighbor lady has an overnight nurse because she fosters 2 kids and she adopted a 3rd. Haven't seen the nurse in about 3 months. Looks to be in her 40's. So I got Seger on with a drink and she pulls up. She has this amazingly perfectly round belly. I say oh congratulations! She says why? Well Shit! You know the rest of the story. My Italian crazy explained to me in a very loud manner that "You don't say that shit to a woman". Lmao. I said well that would be in order if she was. Wrong! Wrong! Hope this Helps one of you! You'll soon see I'm unique!

 

[YukonCornelius]

Now see, if you had your 392… that would be the moment you drive up the biggest rock you can find, then climb under it.

 

[ScrappyCoco]

Nah. See what happens when you try to be nice! Must be a woman thing!